Inflated Balloon #3014

I opened the package, and inside was a single, smiling balloon, already floating upward like it belonged here. It was kind of adorable… until it popped. I reinflated it with Helium, and there it was again, bobbing happily in the air—like nothing ever happened. So I popped it a second time, just to be sure. But sure enough, after reinflating it with Helium, it came right back, smiling like it knew something I didn't. At this point, I honestly don't know what to do with it. Do I keep it? Trade it?